The Real Slim Shady Eminem

May I have your attention, please?

May I have your attention, please?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

Were gonna have a problem here?

Yall act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door

And started whoopin her ass worse than before

They first were divorced, throwin her over furniture (ah!)

Its the return of the, oh wait, no way, youre kidding

He didnt just say what I think he did, did he?

And Dr. Dre said-, nothing you idiots

Dr. Dres dead, hes locked in my basement (haha)