Eminem - Big weenie (speed up remix)

I dont understand

Why are you being so mean?

Youre a mean, mean man

Youre just jealous of me cause you, you just cant do what I do

So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say

All kinds of really mean things about me

Cause youre a meanie, a meanie

But its only cause youre just really jealous of me

Cause Im what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot

When you say these mean things, cause its too easy to see

Youre really just a big weenie, big weenie

Alright, listen, I need you to focus

I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important

We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts

Im going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment

Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes, close em

You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis

For the next four and a half minutes

We are going to explore into your mind

To find out why youre so fuckin jealous

Now why do they make yoo-hoo?

Pippity-kaka-poo-poo

Psych, Im kiddin, I just wanted to see if youre still listenin

Okay, now I need your undivided attention

Sir, I have a question

Why do I always sense this

Undeniable tension from the moment that I enter into the room?

It gets all quiet and whispers

Whenever theres conversations, why am I always mentioned?

Ive been dyin to ask, its been itchin at me

Is it just because